OUR PICK OF THE WEEK- GANT by Michael Bastian Down Vest
Before y’all go lamenting how every #mahnswear jerk-off on Tumblr seems to be covering the Park & Bond 30% off sale, I suggest you check your shit and straight face realities, B. We are LAZAY: so fucking slothful that we be adding syllables to this joint.
A 30 % off site wide sale? At Park & Bond? How couldn’t you cover that shit? That’s like menswear crack cocaine! Don’t get me wrong, the sort of people who can afford two thousand dollar topcoats don’t actually want to save their blood money but use sales to aid in the delusion that they are forward thinking, well informed fashion insiders (that are incidentally better than everyone else). Oh are you still with me on this tangent? Right…well, here’s our pick of the week.
Before anyone mercs on my Gant love just remember: I’m trying to save you those pennies WHILE delivering the goods, shit is tough sir. This GANT by Michael ‘I Am Americana’ Basty down vest may not be on par with say this alternative, but despite its polyester/wool blend made-in-Chinaland status is an effective layer for both spring and winter. In a washed out red and navy colour combination this will team as appropriately with your pensioner swag sweater as it does a navy jacket or long sleeve polo.
Have I mentioned they’ve taken $127 off the original price and that it currently is available in all sizes (S-XL)? Seriously how often do bloggers actually link you to shit that isn’t in the most ridiculous leftover sizes: like 26.3 and a 1/7? What is this, down quilting for my balls?
Available from Park & Bond