OUR PICK OF THE WEEK - Thom Browne striped cotton t-shirt
Oh hay bruh bruh: so the new year is here and you’ve drafted a whole list of financial and social resolutions ? Well fuck yo’ lists bitch, I’ve got news that will bowl over your hastily constructed manifestation of denial: MR PORTER’s 50% sale has started.
Quit hoarding guap and cop some tasty gear from the world’s most ridiculously over-priced menswear retailer. Now that everything is on sale you can actually afford some of the things on the site and end up broke, as opposed to being both broke and unable to afford any of their gear (key differences there).
In the first of three continuing picks of the week from MR PORTER we’ve drawn your attention to this striped Thom Browne shirt. Yes its a fucking shirt, yes its an overpriced basic, and yes you look like the quintessential art school blowtard when you tell people ‘oh its alright I got it on sale’. But seriously: fuck that noise, this shirt will have you balling so hard haters will become invisible.
The shirt comes with a slightly elongated and vented back so you can get your subtle luxe drape on. Additionally it has vents that can be buttoned or hang free adding that micro-detail all budding (read rank amateur) street style photographers are thirsty for. Its also lined with Thom Browne’s signature grosgrain trim because face it: three coloured stripes is the absurd reason for the $264 price tag. Stripes is the new rose gold, homie: let this shirt be your stepping stone into the good life.
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